And I said to them: "Look. There is no upcoming album. Because there is no band. Why do people keep asking about this? I tweet about there being no band all the time! I can't play an instrument and I have never sang in public. Not even along to anything. However, I will ask you this: how many tracks are on the greatest album ever made - God Shuffled His Feet, by The Crash Test Dummies?"
And they replied: "12, including the hidden track."
And I said: "There you go."
To be honest, I was thinking about not answering their questions anymore after this. Maybe if I just stopped mentioning I have no band at all, this nonsense would stop? I could then go on my own ways, far from this madness.
Later this month I met Laura - AKA She Makes War - who was in town performing at a couple of venues.
She Makes War describes her music as Dramatic Gloom Pop. Confusingly, Laura is not all that gloomy. Laura is rather effervescent and lovely.
Laura is also very talented and multi-skilled, busily writing and performing She Makes War songs and directing her own music videos. Laura is confidently pointing towards much of the interesting and vibrant relationship between musician and music fan using social networking.
Laura maintains a comprehensive online presence keeping all of her artistic credit as well as control of promotion and a business freedom.
She is also totally cool. We follow each other now on Twitter, you know.
I don't mind saying I was initially in awe of her. I mean, a real life cool musician person talking to me. Wow.
Naturally, in the course of conversation, I mentioned that I did not have a band. It was pretty much at the start of the course. Basically to impress her.
I explained that I had no band called Greville and the Tombstones, wasn't in the progress of recording an album nor was I performing any time soon. I mean, OK, I've written songs... with basically no musical accompaniment...
Not sure it did impress, but Laura was intrigued. She passed me her band business card.
Laura asked: "Do you have band merchandise?"
"No."
"You should think about it. You should come up with band art work and use it to sell things to your fans."
And immediately I did think about it. Because She Makes War also makes excellent suggestions.
Obviously there would be the Greville and the Tombstones cuff-links. For younger fans - Greville and the Tombstones knitted-to-scale figures. And ladies could purchase vest tops of a selection from a small colour palette. That would be something! Selling band merch!
Later on I saw Laura play as She Makes War. Fair to say, She Makes War made a terrific impression on the varied demographic in a small, traditionally apportioned old town bar. Laura has a mesmeric stage presence - very watchable, and listenable. She Makes War is exciting. I had a thoroughly good time and would like to see her perform again.
It is also fair to submit Laura has reignited my passion for not being in a band. I am almost certainly not working on a band logo in my head right now!
Indeed, here we sit, only a couple of weeks later, and I could announce the latest track for the album. If there was one being worked on. Which there isn't.
It is to a largely upbeat tune - something akin to Fall Out Boy's more commercial stuff.
Not sure where the inspiration for the lyrics came from, to be honest. It is funny how my songs seem to come from almost subliminal means. A half noticed drop of a leaf into a puddle, perhaps? Anyway, it's called: (I have a crush on) A Gloom Pop Girl.
(I have a crush on) A Gloom Pop Girl
All shade and hair in a twirl,
She plays songs of gentle doom.
The darkest star in the planetary constellation,
An electro-lightening complication,
I feel iron tide in blood as amps charge the room,
I have a crush on a gloom pop girl.
Because I like my castles in ruins,
I like my clouds coloured grey.
I like my birds to be ravens
And I like the desolate turn of the day.
The melodies uncoil and unfurl,
Misery, all is lost to her voice,
Melancholic comfort of warmth in midwinter coat
Heartbreak found of old love’s note
The subtle indifference of Hobson’s choice
I have a crush on a gloom pop girl.
Because I like my castles in ruins,
I like my clouds coloured grey.
I like my birds to be ravens
And I like the desolate turn of the day.
My emotions transfix in bleak whirl
Pasted in a Victorian scrap book
Curled corners of pictures, the failure of glue
Blurred image inks distill into blue
Unevenly spread where these hands shook
I have a crush on a gloom pop girl.
Because I like my castles in ruins,
I like my clouds coloured grey.
I like my birds to be ravens
And I like the desolate turn of the day.
[Power chord moment]
Hey, hey, hey!
Oh, Hey!
Hey!
Gas lit film flickers away!
It sparkles down on your skin!
Danger but not feeling peril,
A vile of poison bottled in crimson,
A rusting shield under skies of gloomy weather,
I see we can get through this together
Now I know others share imperfect vision
I have a crush on a gloom pop girl.
Because I like my castles in ruins!
I like my graveyards overgrown,
I like my birds to be ravens
And I like my tombstones uneven and prone.
I mean, what's all that about, eh? A psychologists dream!
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