Sunday 20 May 2018

Satanic Panic!

Be warned! Although these video tapes are intended for educational use, they do contain actual footage of old people not understanding what teenagers are into and what musicians understand what they will pay money for. They also may contain genuine satanic rituals, satanic symbolism and satanic He-Man and the Masters of the Universe. For these reasons, parental guidance is advised.

I'll return to these later to expand my thoughts, but first, here are the films...


Features both a cracking introduction and a man who has not been able to laugh (I'm serious) not been able to laugh, for 10 years.



A man goes on a 4-day famine for Jesus then wanders into a toy shop where he discovers all toys are made by satan. YouTube commentator Cathy writes: "I'm a Christian and I played with these toys. Nothing happened". But she's called Cathy, which is a woman's name and women are witches.



Now we are talking! Rock music is famously the home of the Devil. Here we find out just how grand that house is. It's got like a pool in the back, a balcony and an island kitchen - that's how grand.



This next video is presented by Cop Pastor. Not as cool as you'd think. Also, the most Satanist park in the west coast, or a man who in no way did graffiti just before saying to the film director "Yeah, I can show you all the Satanism you want, I'll get paid, right?"



This video asks why does Satanism, with it's connection to sex, drugs and metal music, appeals especially to younger people?



Finally, as I think we get the idea, this is The Devil Made Me Do It. It attempts a more adult debate on the subject. Albeit it is Australian and they are made of more rational stuff.