On Twitter I am continuing to sometime amuse myself with fictional quotes from fictional films. The adorable @ellekaypea suggested if I was in a film it would be called "Sexy Autopsy". I would have argued, but to be fair, it sounded about right.
It prompted me to tweet some possible twitter film quotes from it:
Sexy Autopsy
"So, who's on the slab this morning? Hmmm, 'Sarah Jones'... Nice set of brain lobes."
- Sexy Autopsy (2013, Rated R)
"Nurse! My y-incision CD."
"Moby, Doctor?"
"Not this time. Put on... Best of Barry White"
- Sexy Autopsy (2013, Rated R)
"I suppose, Nurse, the brain is the sexiest part of the body. But not when it's in that bowl. Or is it?"
- Sexy Autopsy (2013, Rated R)
"What makes an autopsy sexy?"
"That would be where you come in, Nurse. Now hand me that saw. Slowly"
- Sexy Autopsy (2013, Rated R)
And, of course, there is still my pet fictional film project: Clouds Set To: Doom!
"I'm not a mad scientist! I take 24 pills a day to keep me sane!"
"Professor, I'd say you need to start taking 26."
- Clouds Set To: Doom! (2012)
"It's true! There is a silver lining to every cloud!"
"That's no silver lining. Put on your anti-neutron poncho!"
- Clouds Set To: Doom! (2012)
And I have not even started made-up quoting from this yet:
Greville's Terror Tales From The Tomb! Where the women run hot and the blood runs cold. Rated R. #tombsmovie
If you are not following me on Twitter, then sadly, you are missing out on this sort of stuff on a nigh daily basis.
