You might remember a series of blogs I did where I exlpained I like to tweet lines from my made-up movies every so often. Then I blogged the lines too in an awesome blog post which included film quotes from "Sexy Autopsy" and "Fax Machine Down!".
I've called this phenomena "Grevillehouse" - it's not mad if it is a genre.
Fans of Grevillehouse will be delighted to find I've gone and done another made up film already this year. Light Speed Limit (Rated R) is based on the actual events too.
It had a little higher make-believe budget as well.
So settle down for some more... Grevillehouse.
But first the trailers of more made up movies by me. All age appropriate for the main feature...
Peter T Bone is the steak knife killer in… The Steak Knife Killer! Rated R! The Steak Knife Killer! The chances of survival for Peter’s dates are… rare!
“Hey, Peter, great choice of restaurant for our first date!”
“I only take the finest choice of cuts out to the steakhouse”
“Are you getting fresh…?”
However you like your murders: Bloody to Well-done. You’ve come to the right steakhouse.
Peter T Bone, the steak… knife… killer.
Rated R.
Sweet Lady Ems IS the Law… Librarian… in, BOOK ‘EM!
This book loving dame has a tweed belt in the martial art of AACR2 and an aggression level set to “passive”. When the Law Librarian closes rolling stacks, they stay closed – to death. But she also has the body of a woman.
You’ve come to the right place, if you want a reported court case! But when the law librarian searches the OPAC, all you criminals better watch your back! She’s a mean, lean, MARC Unicode compatible machine!
Cat burglars tangle with The Law Librarian only to have their library member cards stamped “Overdue… for prison” in BOOK ‘EM!
“Tell me before I go to jail, Law Librarian, how’d you figure out my ingenious cat burglary plans?”
“You forgot who was on your tail, Tomcat, I am a law librarian: cats are our spirit animal and we speak all dialects of Meow!”
BOOK ‘EM! is the film critics cannot believe has been made.
You’ll see law librarianship in all its psychedelic imagery!
“So, Law Librarian, you used Boolean Logic to catch the criminal?”
“Well, Yes AND No, detective.”
BOOK ‘EM! will reinforce your notions of life as a law librarian and then alter them into wild, dizzy neon nightmares of book pulp, lust and gore!
“Hey, Law Librarian, ain’t you a citation for sore eyes!”
“Sugar, you just keep your eyes above my top shelf”
Sweet Lady Ems is The Law Librarian – the perfect mix of law, order and that most carnal of all things: knowledge.
“Law Librarian, you were right again! The stolen rings were stashed in the Library all along!”
“Of course! After all, detective, in a library: Silence is always Golden.”
BOOK ‘EM!
Classified R.
And now, the main feature!
Light Speed Limit (Rated R):
When science meddles with light, things get dark in this tale of warning based on actual events.
Light Speed Limit (2015)
“Professor, It worked! The light in this test tube is slowing down!”
“Yes, Mike, my theory was correct. But what if my other theory was wrong?”
- Light Speed Limit
“Mike, you fool! You took a spoonful of slow light out of the vacuum cage!”
“I wanted to show it to Susan, Professor!”
“You fool, Mike!”
- Light Speed Limit
“Can’t we just give light a push, professor?”
“That’s why you’re a pretty face, Susan”
- Light Speed Limit
“Mike, what will it be like when the speed of light drops below 17 miles per hour?”
“Well Susan, according to science, days will never end and nights will last forever”
“Oh Mike, it sounds horrible!”
- Light Speed Limit
“Light: the purest energy of the cosmos. And humanity had to spoil it with our obsession with the sin of sloth”
- Light Speed Limit
“Susan! What’s with the bikini?”
“If light is slowing down, Mike, it will take longer to get a summer tan, silly! Now run!”
- Light Speed Limit
“Professor!”
“Mike, my boy, I can’t help you. By the time I walk the 30 feet across the laboratory floor you’ll be nothing but dust. I see you waving but you are already dead.”
- Light Speed Limit
Roll credits over a suitable soundtrack
Words by Greville Tombs
Colouring of words by Greville Tombs
Produced by Greville Tombs for Grevillehouse Productions
Directed by Greville Tombs
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If you don't follow me on Twitter then you are missing out on very occasional real quotes to my made up movies. So really, it's up to you.
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Thursday, 26 February 2015
Thursday, 16 January 2014
"Quotable lines 3!" - the Cumulation
Welcome to the 3rd part of the Grevillehouse trilogy of my collated tweeted real quotes from movies I have made up.
I must admit I find it a lot of fun and have been tweeting quotes from my made up movies every so often for a while now, to basically amuse myself. But now they can amuse you too!
Indeed, I have collated all the tweeted quotes together here from the other two blogs, including some never before seen quotes, as some sort of box set blog blue (oh they are blue alright) ray package.
But first – the trailers of other made up movies by me. Settle in with your pop, corn.
Lorna likes laughing out loud to friends’ social media updates – Lorna types out her giggles in the comment boxes.
L.O.L.
But When Lorna sees comments which don’t make her laugh, those friends become the prey in her social web.
Lorna LOLZ changes to Lorna KILZ quicker than throwing a computer sheep in… Lorna LOLZ then KILZ!
Rated R.
At first. Lorna certainly “likes” her friends' statuses. But then tagging them for real – with a ship's harpoon – becomes the only way.
Lorna LOLZ then KILZ!
Rated R.
“Who? I haven’t updated my status to that! Someone has hacked into my social network…” Lorna hacks into accounts... and flesh. When Lorna types out LOL you better watch out for it stands for LAUGH OUT LEATHAL in: Lorna LOLZ then KILZ!
Rated R.
Lorna LOLZ is Lorna KILZ in Stab Yourself Fit!
When Lorna KILZ hires you to be her personal trainer, it’ll be you doing the jogging… for your life!
“Hey, Lorna, you’re doing great on that machine! Now let’s move onto the dumbbells!!
“Hey! Who are you calling, Dumb?!”
Lorna KILZ stabs herself fit in a fit of rage!
Lorna KILZ puts the combat in body combat!
But Lorna KILZ also shows a tender side: “Wow Lorna KILZ, looking at you in this communal shower, I wonder if I can ever get a body like yours? What’s your secret to your toned body?”
“Take a stab in the dark, kid!”
“Good eating and healthy exercise?”
“Well, healthy for one of us! Here, let me show you!”
"Aiiieeeee!!!"
Treadmills become Dead-mills in this gym. This is where wild women are held behind parallel bars.
Because this is the gym where you Stab Yourself Fit!
“Lorna KILZ, are you sure this is going to get me the thighs I want?”
“You’ll have the body I’d kill for, Kid!”
Stab Yourself Fit!
RATED R!
Lorna LOLZ, vixen star of Lorna LOLZ then KILZ and Lorna LOLZ then KILZ II, stars in her brand new feature as Kan-Doo in Kan-Doo Attitude!
When you hear Kan-Doo, you are already done.
No crook is too small, no mafia boss to large for Kan-Doo to do her thing. And do her thing, she does.
When a gang of Hell bikers ran over her heart they took almost everything from her, except her attitude.
[In a barn] “Hey, do I have any volunteers to run this shipment across the state line?”
“I can do, boss!”
“Don’t mention that name!”
“What name, boss?”
[From the barn door] “My name, apple pie!”
“Kan-Doo! Get her!”
When fists start flying, bad men start dying, when feet are kicking, crime takes a licking, all because of the Kan-Doo Attitude!
When you hear Kan-Doo, you are already done.
[Sleazy guy in a restaurant] “Hey, did I hear right? Your name’s Candy? Sure look sweet enough to me, baby!”
“Sure baby, sweet enough to give you diabetes of the jaw!” [punch!]
Rated R.
And now for the main features!
Clouds Set To: Doom (rated R)
Sexy Autopsy (rated R)
Fax Machine Down! (rated R)
The Horrific Library (rated R)
Clouds Set To: Doom (2012)
"Professor, it is almost as if the cloud dial has been purposely set to doom!"
- Clouds Set To: Doom
"Neil, you know what a reversal of mood in the clouds spell? DOOM!"
- Clouds Set To: Doom
"Sarah, we need to get to the Professor's lab before the clouds do. Now put that cheese down and GET IN!"
- Clouds Set To: Doom
“Mad? Would a mad scientist be able to successfully inject malice into clouds?”
- Clouds Set To: Doom
“I am not monstrous. I am perfectly normal. Don’t… er… don’t look at all my monstrous things over there”
- Clouds Set To: Doom
"I'm not a mad scientist! I take 24 pills a day to keep me sane!"
"Professor, I'd say you need to start taking 26."
- Clouds Set To: Doom
"It's true! There is a silver lining to every cloud!"
"That's no silver lining. Put on your anti-neutron poncho!"
- Clouds Set To: Doom
-----------------------------
Sexy Autopsy (2013)
"So, who's on the slab this morning? Hmmm, 'Sarah Jones'... Nice set of brain lobes."
- Sexy Autopsy
"Nurse! My y-incision CD, please."
"Best of Moby, Doctor?"
"Not this time. Put on... Best of Barry White"
- Sexy Autopsy
"I suppose, Nurse, the brain is the sexiest part of the body. But not when it's in that bowl. Or is it?"
- Sexy Autopsy
"What makes an autopsy sexy, doctor?"
"That would be where you come in, Nurse. Now hand me that saw. Slowly"
- Sexy Autopsy
“Nurse, you have lovely eyes. Now put them in the eye jar. No, the ‘smoky, come-to-bed’ labelled jar”
- Sexy Autopsy
For some reason I have Jayne Middlemiss as my star of Sexy Autopsy. Just seemed right somehow.
And this for the end credits as well as the single for the soundtrack album.
-----------------------------
Fax Machine Down! (2013)
“We’ve not received any faxes for… 41 minutes.”
“Great, golden Jeezus!”
- Fax Machine Down!
“Our fax machine isn’t working, general!”
“Quick, Private! Send Base a fax to let them know!”
“Sir?”
“Dammit!”
- Fax Machine Down!
“We are administrating blind here!”
- Fax Machine Down!
“Look! A Fax! Private, read the date on it!”
“8th November 1993, General”
“May God forgive our souls”
- Fax Machine Down!
-----------------------------
The Horrific Library (2014)
Tagline: Where the Librarians disturb the patrons
“You want to know where the horror section is? Why, it is ALL the horror section!”
- The Horrific Library
“We classify the books by their screams. The shriek decibel system”
- The Horrific Library
“Lots of our books have been dead multiple times. I mean ‘read’. And then killed.”
- The Horrific Library
-----------------------------
And I have not even started made-up quoting from this yet:
Greville's Terror Tales From The Tomb!
Where the women run hot and the blood runs cold.
Rated R.
#tombsmovie
Coming soon to a twitter near you...
If you don't follow me on Twitter then you are missing out on very occasional real quotes to my made up movies. So really, it's up to you.
I must admit I find it a lot of fun and have been tweeting quotes from my made up movies every so often for a while now, to basically amuse myself. But now they can amuse you too!
Indeed, I have collated all the tweeted quotes together here from the other two blogs, including some never before seen quotes, as some sort of box set blog blue (oh they are blue alright) ray package.
But first – the trailers of other made up movies by me. Settle in with your pop, corn.
Lorna likes laughing out loud to friends’ social media updates – Lorna types out her giggles in the comment boxes.
L.O.L.
But When Lorna sees comments which don’t make her laugh, those friends become the prey in her social web.
Lorna LOLZ changes to Lorna KILZ quicker than throwing a computer sheep in… Lorna LOLZ then KILZ!
Rated R.
At first. Lorna certainly “likes” her friends' statuses. But then tagging them for real – with a ship's harpoon – becomes the only way.
Lorna LOLZ then KILZ!
Rated R.
“Who? I haven’t updated my status to that! Someone has hacked into my social network…” Lorna hacks into accounts... and flesh. When Lorna types out LOL you better watch out for it stands for LAUGH OUT LEATHAL in: Lorna LOLZ then KILZ!
Rated R.
Lorna LOLZ is Lorna KILZ in Stab Yourself Fit!
When Lorna KILZ hires you to be her personal trainer, it’ll be you doing the jogging… for your life!
“Hey, Lorna, you’re doing great on that machine! Now let’s move onto the dumbbells!!
“Hey! Who are you calling, Dumb?!”
Lorna KILZ stabs herself fit in a fit of rage!
Lorna KILZ puts the combat in body combat!
But Lorna KILZ also shows a tender side: “Wow Lorna KILZ, looking at you in this communal shower, I wonder if I can ever get a body like yours? What’s your secret to your toned body?”
“Take a stab in the dark, kid!”
“Good eating and healthy exercise?”
“Well, healthy for one of us! Here, let me show you!”
"Aiiieeeee!!!"
Treadmills become Dead-mills in this gym. This is where wild women are held behind parallel bars.
Because this is the gym where you Stab Yourself Fit!
“Lorna KILZ, are you sure this is going to get me the thighs I want?”
“You’ll have the body I’d kill for, Kid!”
Stab Yourself Fit!
RATED R!
Lorna LOLZ, vixen star of Lorna LOLZ then KILZ and Lorna LOLZ then KILZ II, stars in her brand new feature as Kan-Doo in Kan-Doo Attitude!
When you hear Kan-Doo, you are already done.
No crook is too small, no mafia boss to large for Kan-Doo to do her thing. And do her thing, she does.
When a gang of Hell bikers ran over her heart they took almost everything from her, except her attitude.
[In a barn] “Hey, do I have any volunteers to run this shipment across the state line?”
“I can do, boss!”
“Don’t mention that name!”
“What name, boss?”
[From the barn door] “My name, apple pie!”
“Kan-Doo! Get her!”
When fists start flying, bad men start dying, when feet are kicking, crime takes a licking, all because of the Kan-Doo Attitude!
When you hear Kan-Doo, you are already done.
[Sleazy guy in a restaurant] “Hey, did I hear right? Your name’s Candy? Sure look sweet enough to me, baby!”
“Sure baby, sweet enough to give you diabetes of the jaw!” [punch!]
Rated R.
And now for the main features!
Clouds Set To: Doom (rated R)
Sexy Autopsy (rated R)
Fax Machine Down! (rated R)
The Horrific Library (rated R)
Clouds Set To: Doom (2012)
"Professor, it is almost as if the cloud dial has been purposely set to doom!"
- Clouds Set To: Doom
"Neil, you know what a reversal of mood in the clouds spell? DOOM!"
- Clouds Set To: Doom
"Sarah, we need to get to the Professor's lab before the clouds do. Now put that cheese down and GET IN!"
- Clouds Set To: Doom
“Mad? Would a mad scientist be able to successfully inject malice into clouds?”
- Clouds Set To: Doom
“I am not monstrous. I am perfectly normal. Don’t… er… don’t look at all my monstrous things over there”
- Clouds Set To: Doom
"I'm not a mad scientist! I take 24 pills a day to keep me sane!"
"Professor, I'd say you need to start taking 26."
- Clouds Set To: Doom
"It's true! There is a silver lining to every cloud!"
"That's no silver lining. Put on your anti-neutron poncho!"
- Clouds Set To: Doom
-----------------------------
Sexy Autopsy (2013)
"So, who's on the slab this morning? Hmmm, 'Sarah Jones'... Nice set of brain lobes."
- Sexy Autopsy
"Nurse! My y-incision CD, please."
"Best of Moby, Doctor?"
"Not this time. Put on... Best of Barry White"
- Sexy Autopsy
"I suppose, Nurse, the brain is the sexiest part of the body. But not when it's in that bowl. Or is it?"
- Sexy Autopsy
"What makes an autopsy sexy, doctor?"
"That would be where you come in, Nurse. Now hand me that saw. Slowly"
- Sexy Autopsy
“Nurse, you have lovely eyes. Now put them in the eye jar. No, the ‘smoky, come-to-bed’ labelled jar”
- Sexy Autopsy
For some reason I have Jayne Middlemiss as my star of Sexy Autopsy. Just seemed right somehow.
And this for the end credits as well as the single for the soundtrack album.
-----------------------------
Fax Machine Down! (2013)
“We’ve not received any faxes for… 41 minutes.”
“Great, golden Jeezus!”
- Fax Machine Down!
“Our fax machine isn’t working, general!”
“Quick, Private! Send Base a fax to let them know!”
“Sir?”
“Dammit!”
- Fax Machine Down!
“We are administrating blind here!”
- Fax Machine Down!
“Look! A Fax! Private, read the date on it!”
“8th November 1993, General”
“May God forgive our souls”
- Fax Machine Down!
-----------------------------
The Horrific Library (2014)
Tagline: Where the Librarians disturb the patrons
“You want to know where the horror section is? Why, it is ALL the horror section!”
- The Horrific Library
“We classify the books by their screams. The shriek decibel system”
- The Horrific Library
“Lots of our books have been dead multiple times. I mean ‘read’. And then killed.”
- The Horrific Library
-----------------------------
And I have not even started made-up quoting from this yet:
Greville's Terror Tales From The Tomb!
Where the women run hot and the blood runs cold.
Rated R.
#tombsmovie
Coming soon to a twitter near you...
If you don't follow me on Twitter then you are missing out on very occasional real quotes to my made up movies. So really, it's up to you.
Sunday, 31 March 2013
"Quotable lines 2!"
On Twitter I am continuing to sometime amuse myself with fictional quotes from fictional films. The adorable @ellekaypea suggested if I was in a film it would be called "Sexy Autopsy". I would have argued, but to be fair, it sounded about right.
It prompted me to tweet some possible twitter film quotes from it:
Sexy Autopsy
"So, who's on the slab this morning? Hmmm, 'Sarah Jones'... Nice set of brain lobes."
- Sexy Autopsy (2013, Rated R)
"Nurse! My y-incision CD."
"Moby, Doctor?"
"Not this time. Put on... Best of Barry White"
- Sexy Autopsy (2013, Rated R)
"I suppose, Nurse, the brain is the sexiest part of the body. But not when it's in that bowl. Or is it?"
- Sexy Autopsy (2013, Rated R)
"What makes an autopsy sexy?"
"That would be where you come in, Nurse. Now hand me that saw. Slowly"
- Sexy Autopsy (2013, Rated R)
And, of course, there is still my pet fictional film project: Clouds Set To: Doom!
"I'm not a mad scientist! I take 24 pills a day to keep me sane!"
"Professor, I'd say you need to start taking 26."
- Clouds Set To: Doom! (2012)
"It's true! There is a silver lining to every cloud!"
"That's no silver lining. Put on your anti-neutron poncho!"
- Clouds Set To: Doom! (2012)
And I have not even started made-up quoting from this yet:
Greville's Terror Tales From The Tomb! Where the women run hot and the blood runs cold. Rated R. #tombsmovie
If you are not following me on Twitter, then sadly, you are missing out on this sort of stuff on a nigh daily basis.
It prompted me to tweet some possible twitter film quotes from it:
Sexy Autopsy
"So, who's on the slab this morning? Hmmm, 'Sarah Jones'... Nice set of brain lobes."
- Sexy Autopsy (2013, Rated R)
"Nurse! My y-incision CD."
"Moby, Doctor?"
"Not this time. Put on... Best of Barry White"
- Sexy Autopsy (2013, Rated R)
"I suppose, Nurse, the brain is the sexiest part of the body. But not when it's in that bowl. Or is it?"
- Sexy Autopsy (2013, Rated R)
"What makes an autopsy sexy?"
"That would be where you come in, Nurse. Now hand me that saw. Slowly"
- Sexy Autopsy (2013, Rated R)
And, of course, there is still my pet fictional film project: Clouds Set To: Doom!
"I'm not a mad scientist! I take 24 pills a day to keep me sane!"
"Professor, I'd say you need to start taking 26."
- Clouds Set To: Doom! (2012)
"It's true! There is a silver lining to every cloud!"
"That's no silver lining. Put on your anti-neutron poncho!"
- Clouds Set To: Doom! (2012)
And I have not even started made-up quoting from this yet:
Greville's Terror Tales From The Tomb! Where the women run hot and the blood runs cold. Rated R. #tombsmovie
If you are not following me on Twitter, then sadly, you are missing out on this sort of stuff on a nigh daily basis.
Tuesday, 23 October 2012
"Quotable lines!"
One of the simple joys I have found in recent times is writing short film quotes to films I have made up. Inspired by Kim Newman’s brilliant twitter “Dungeon Quotes” series #edq, it is the perfect form for tweets to while away the time whether on the bus or in a queue.
Here is a selection you can feel free to quote to family and friends from films I have made up so far.
Bridicide!
Bridicide tag line: “She had to have the day to always remember, her bridesmaids vowed to give her the day never to forget”
Only these won’t be marriage vows. Oh no. These will be vows of killing.
“If I don’t start enjoying the best Hen Party of my life in the next ten minutes, I am going to make sure all the hens know about your dirty little secret. Don’t think I won’t tell them about you and Bobby.”
- Bridicide (2012)
“You see, I didn’t find your “prank” of hiring me an 82 year old stripper tonight very funny. So I called in a favourable wedding duty from the Best Man.”
“But the Best Man is also my husband!”
“Yes. And he is such a – rhythmic – dancer. Aren’t you, James? Don’t speak – we ladies don’t want you to show your big dagger like… wit! Ha ha! Hahahahaha!”
- Bridicide (2012)
“Be careful with how you are handling that knife for the cake, you fool! You are waving it about as if this dress has not been stitched by 3 blind seamstresses from Venice using threads sourced from the hills of Honolulu! I dare you to spill blood on this wedding dress!”
- Bridicide (2012)
“Damn, Tilly! Now we have to kill the videographer and throw his DVD into the acid just to be safe! How’s my fascinator?”
- Bridicide (2012)
Here is a full grindhouse style trailer for Lorna LOLZ then KILZ!
Lorna likes laughing out loud to friends’ social media updates – Lorna types out her giggles in the comment boxes.
L.O.L.
But When Lorna sees comments which don’t make her laugh, those friends become the prey in her social web.
Lorna LOLZ changes to Lorna KILZ quicker than throwing a computer sheep in… Lorna LOLZ then KILZ!
Rated R.
At first. Lorna certainly “likes” her friends' statuses. But then tagging them for real – with a ship's harpoon – becomes the only way.
Lorna LOLZ then KILZ!
Rated R.
“Who? I haven’t updated my status to that! Someone has hacked into my social network…” Lorna hacks into accounts... and flesh. When Lorna types out LOL you better watch out for it stands for LAUGH OUT LEATHAL in: Lorna LOLZ then KILZ!
Rated R.
And my personal favourite, essentially because I reckon I could get it made:
Clouds set to: Doom!
"Professor, it is almost as if the cloud dial has been purposely set to doom!"
- Clouds set to: Doom! (2012)
"Neil, you know what a reversal of mood in the clouds spell? DOOM!"
- Clouds set to: Doom! (2012)
"Sarah, we need to get to the Professor's lab before the clouds do. Now put that cheese down and GET IN!"
- Clouds set to: Doom! (2012)
I mean with lines like those, this film has to have an audience on Channel 5 on a Tuesday 2:30 in the afternoon, right?
It really is marvellous fun. You should give tweeting quotes a go too.
Here is a selection you can feel free to quote to family and friends from films I have made up so far.
Bridicide!
Bridicide tag line: “She had to have the day to always remember, her bridesmaids vowed to give her the day never to forget”
Only these won’t be marriage vows. Oh no. These will be vows of killing.
“If I don’t start enjoying the best Hen Party of my life in the next ten minutes, I am going to make sure all the hens know about your dirty little secret. Don’t think I won’t tell them about you and Bobby.”
- Bridicide (2012)
“You see, I didn’t find your “prank” of hiring me an 82 year old stripper tonight very funny. So I called in a favourable wedding duty from the Best Man.”
“But the Best Man is also my husband!”
“Yes. And he is such a – rhythmic – dancer. Aren’t you, James? Don’t speak – we ladies don’t want you to show your big dagger like… wit! Ha ha! Hahahahaha!”
- Bridicide (2012)
“Be careful with how you are handling that knife for the cake, you fool! You are waving it about as if this dress has not been stitched by 3 blind seamstresses from Venice using threads sourced from the hills of Honolulu! I dare you to spill blood on this wedding dress!”
- Bridicide (2012)
“Damn, Tilly! Now we have to kill the videographer and throw his DVD into the acid just to be safe! How’s my fascinator?”
- Bridicide (2012)
Here is a full grindhouse style trailer for Lorna LOLZ then KILZ!
Lorna likes laughing out loud to friends’ social media updates – Lorna types out her giggles in the comment boxes.
L.O.L.
But When Lorna sees comments which don’t make her laugh, those friends become the prey in her social web.
Lorna LOLZ changes to Lorna KILZ quicker than throwing a computer sheep in… Lorna LOLZ then KILZ!
Rated R.
At first. Lorna certainly “likes” her friends' statuses. But then tagging them for real – with a ship's harpoon – becomes the only way.
Lorna LOLZ then KILZ!
Rated R.
“Who? I haven’t updated my status to that! Someone has hacked into my social network…” Lorna hacks into accounts... and flesh. When Lorna types out LOL you better watch out for it stands for LAUGH OUT LEATHAL in: Lorna LOLZ then KILZ!
Rated R.
And my personal favourite, essentially because I reckon I could get it made:
Clouds set to: Doom!
"Professor, it is almost as if the cloud dial has been purposely set to doom!"
- Clouds set to: Doom! (2012)
"Neil, you know what a reversal of mood in the clouds spell? DOOM!"
- Clouds set to: Doom! (2012)
"Sarah, we need to get to the Professor's lab before the clouds do. Now put that cheese down and GET IN!"
- Clouds set to: Doom! (2012)
I mean with lines like those, this film has to have an audience on Channel 5 on a Tuesday 2:30 in the afternoon, right?
It really is marvellous fun. You should give tweeting quotes a go too.
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